Text Jokes dOsssss
September 22, 2008“Hindi ko pa nararanasan ang magmahal kahit minsan…”
—-Fish ball—-
“Pano makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sayo…”
—-Lego—-
“Bakit mo akong binibitin kung kelan kainitan at basang-basa ako”
—-sinampay—-
“Painitin mo ako…kailangan kong pumutok para ako’y matikman at ika’y masarapan”
—–popcorn—-
”Umamin ka! ginusto mo rin naman ako diba?! Bakit ngayon nahihirapan ka sakin!? ganun na ba ako kaistorbo sayo?”
—-bangs—–
When I was a kid….
my nurse used to tell me…
“Someday, you’ll find that special someone who’ll be with you forever.”
I just smiled and said….
“Whatever yaya, you’re such a loser!”
2 estudyante naiwan sa classroom
Boy: wla na yung mga clasm8s natin. Taun nalang dito, anu tara?
Girl: anung tara?
Boy: sus, anu bayan. Bilisan mo na
Girl: ah ganung. Bat dto? Cge na nga.
(nagmamadaling naghubad ang girl student)
Girl: tara na.
Boy: Bakit ka naghubad? Tara uwi na din tau…*tanga….
Sabi niya maganda siya?
pansin ko nga……….mula ulo….
mukhang paa………
A girl was involve with an uglyman,
her friends asked her, “why he?”
then the girl replied immediately
“haller! D kba nanunuod ng Beauty and the Beast? Pu-pogi din xa!”
the guy heard this and he said
“Excuse me?! Napanood mo ba yung SHREK??”
CLASS: Mam! Ang baho po dito may umutot!!!
Ma’am: Ok class, sino man and umutot bibigyan ko ng 95 na grade!
PEDRO: Mam ako po…100 niyo na mam…natae din kasi ako konte….
PEDRO: naloko ko yung tindera kanina!Wahaha!
JUAN: Paano mo naman naloko yung tindera?
PEDRO: nagpaload ako …. eh wala naman akong cellphone… nyahaha!!!
DAD: (holding two toys, leting his son choose)
Si barbie o si superman?
SON: Si superman.
DAD: Good! (then he left)
SON: OMG! Superman ang gwapo gwapo mo talaga
bakat na bakat!!!
MGA SIMPLENG PANGARAP….
PEDRO: gusto ko maging nurse para makatulong sa kAPWA
ERNING: ako doctor para makagamot na KAPWA
NENE: ako superhero para makasagip ng nagigipit na KAPWA
KIKO: ako mayor, tutulungan ko KAPWA ko!
LINO: ako presidente…maglilingkod ako sa KAPWA
JUAN TAMAD: ako gusto ko maging…..KAPWA…para tiba-tiba
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