Sheng ri Kuai le!!!

   :::p It means happy birthday…

Mandarin’s aint so hard… parang sumusundut ka lang ng kulangot gamit ang kaldero!!! oops… gross ba?

Para kang nag-aaral ng Greek Mythology! Maraming mystery! Maraming twist! Pasikut sikot na parang labyrinth!

O kaya para kang nagknit ng isang daang sweat shirt!!! Ang tagal bago mo matapos! Ang tagal bago mo ma master! Grabe! –pero kung ikaw si ka-pepe a.k.a JR (jose rizal) baka 6 months pwede ka nang magsulat ng nobela in Mandarin! Hanep!

Haaaay…buhay!!!

Honestly… I don’t think I look like chinese…

with the big eyes and flat nose… I look more like someone from the ancient tribe of polynesia!

with those eye glasses behind the supposedly straight hair…but it curled after removing the tiring pony tail!

*Sige na nga! May magagawa pa ba ako…kapag tatay na nag-advise…*

Ito nga pala ang chinese symbol ng Brlyn/Berlin…ang hirap isulat niyan ha… wala akong tiyaga diyan… baka conversational chinese lang ang ifocus ko muna… mag start ako ng inductive!!!

 Pogi! pwede mo ba akong turuan magChinese!!! pleaasee…  

LESSON 1: BASIC GREETINGS

:::p Nihao, Berlin chang je!

me: Nihao? U like inihaw sir! Delicious filipino foods!

::::p No no.. Nihao! as in hello!

me: eh marunong ka palang mag-ingles eh! Gini gg mo ko?!

::::p I’m your friend! Kaibigan! Nihao!

me: Oh! Marunong kapalang magtagalog! Kukutusan kita diyan eH!

::::p [*sign]

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LESSON 2: INTRODUCE YOURSELF

:::p Ni hao ma?

me: (Berlin introduce yourself)  Sha sha shabuya! Shabuya! Sha sha shabuya! Shabuya! Yeah yeah! Yeah! Break it down!!!

::::p Sira…

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LESSON 3: ASKING QUESTION

::::p Ni hao ma? (hangang ngayon Ni hao ma pa rin ang lesson natin!!!)

me: (serious mode)  Uhmmm… Wo bu nan shuo! [I can’t say!]

::::p Huh?

me: I feel great! Great feeling me!

::::p Ahh….in Mandarin please!

me: Dao Ming Xi! Hana Kimi! F4! Wo ai ni!!! xie xie!!! [blink*]

::::p W T F!

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++++and thats the end of our lesson for today++++

+++I hope you had a good time learning Mandarin+++

Ooops! I just threw my phone into the trash bag!

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|- Ooops! I just threw my phone into the trash bag! I locked it away!

|| - Why?Bakit?

||| - Simply because I’m so bored! I don’t care if its worth a lot! I don’t care if it has sentimental value! Because its not helping me anymore!

|||| - I just hated the way that phone interacts with its owner……who happens to be me!!! I don’t want to read anymore text messages!

||||| - UrghHHHH!!! whatever!!

|||||| - I can’t take it anymore! So, I threw it away! Bwahahahaha!

"Hatred is a monster… it sniff the sweetness of your soul leaving it bitter. It steal the warmth of your body, leaving it cold. It engulf you wholly and it stays in you until you rot.

ThE shOwbiZ princesS

  There are 2 kinds of princess I came up with. First, the real-life princess, who are born in royalty and race to project an honorable image in the society. This includes the member of the elite for examples: Princess Diana, Paris Hilton, etc. etc. The second kind of princess is what the masses love not only because they are entertaining but also they have captured our hearts and opened our awareness upon the twisted point of view about people living a high class lifestyle. They are the showbiz princess, played by actors portraying the role of a royal princess. This excludes animated characters such as Snowwhite, CInderella, Jasmin (Aladin), etc. etc.

 I enlisted the popular showbiz princess that I encountered for 17 years of watching tv.

One:)     Anna Hathaway of Princess Diaries 1 & 2

oo::::::The ever famous for young girls in this generation is the Walt Disney Movie, Princess Diaries! It is a story of a San Franciscan girl who used to be an ordinary high school student but it turn out that she is basically a royal blood. How surprising!!!

Two:)     Yoon Eun Hye of Princess Hours

oo::::: This lovely Korean actor/singer is perfect for the role (if not the producers should have hired me!!! Bwahaha! *Charing!) The story encircles about the lovestory of the prince and Jannelle, who used to be an ordinary student and only consider herself a princess inside her home. It turns out that fate really wanted her to be a princess when she was arranged in a marriage with the prince! Hurray! Wait a minute… How is that possible??? Oh well, that’s life! Who knows maybe someone in your neighborhood is one of the Sultan’s long lost illigitimate daughter!!!

Three:)      Angela Chang of Romatic Princess

oo:::::: This young talented singer/actor, played the role of Mai Qui Sui, a 17-year-old middle class high school student who has dreamed to live in a mansion. One day, her parents revealed to her that she was the missing grandaughter of the wealthiest man in Asia! ::::Wow! At least she’s not stuck in the twisted world of royal-bloods with crown and thrones… though, its kinda related somehow!

 Four:)     Camille Pratz (1996) and Sharlene San Pedro (2007) of Princess Sarah

oo::::: The story is a remake of the animated series Princess Sarah, produced by Nipon Animation, based on Fraces Hodgson Burnett’s novel, A little princess (wikipedia.com). It started when Sarah Crew, a student in Canada, received the news that her father passed away in an accident, Miss Minchint, the principal of the school, agreed that Sarah must work inexchange of her stay. This is an awkward story of a princess who experience abuse as a slave. In the end, she was salvaged by a friend of her father and forgave those who mistreated her.

+++Aja! princess!!!+++