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May 2, 2008…mAlaLim na Pagiisip…
And lamok ba kung natutulog linalamok din? Pwede bang uminom ng coke kapag coffe break? And uOd ba kapag namamtay inuuOd din? Bakit ang blackboard kulay green? Ang lason ba kapag naexpired nakakalason pa rin? Nanganganak ba ang mga bakla, kung hindi bakit sila dumadami? Pwede bang magdinner ng may dalang Lunch BOx? Kapag sinabi bang 6 feet ka anim and paa mo?
Oh…sagot na!
…pAmAtay na PambAbAra…
Boy: Haven’t I seen you some place before? Girl: Yes, thats why I don’t go there anymore!!!
Boy: So what do you do for a living? Girl: I’m a female impersonator!!!
Boy: Hey baby, whats your sign? Girl: Do not enter!!!
Boy: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Girl: Unfertilized!!!
Boy: Your body is like a temple Girl: there are no services today
Boy:I’m a photographer, I’ve been looking or a face like yours Girl: I’m a plastic surgeon…I’ve been looking for a face like yours!!!
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